Herr Machine: You win at Facebook

"No, no. It's kind of funny, actually. How he goes so far out of his way to turn a perfectly simple situation like "Hey, George, do you know what the password is for the shit you installed on my computer?" to a stage for him to get angry and yell about how nobody likes him, then shuffle into his bedroom to angry himself to sleep. If our family were a sitcom, he'd be the wacky character that gets all the ratings, like Kimmy Gibbler or Steve Urkel."

This made me laugh for about 5 whole minutes.

And this: