Part inspiration, part persperation

"I mean, I swam for like 2 miles, by which I mean I tried to avoid drowning. And then I ran a mile, by which I mean I walked for 30 minutes and thought about running."
-Alicia, my current lose-weight buddy

Been there, done that, messed around.

Don't diss your friends when you know they are listening. I have a horrible song stuck in my head.

Figure 1: An idiot

We are moving to California in two years. 

Hopefully sooner.

(224): I wont be hard to find. I'm wearing a Darth Vader mask and I have a megaphone.

Fail.

Mineshaft Vodka fail.

Photobucket with a hole in it.

Drunk with Nick 'Hepa' Titus as the PaperPlate Stormtrooper

Chicago, last week.

Modeling vintage

I need new septum jewelry

Fly-girl

Making fun of Evangelicals