I look like a homeless person with no makeup just getting out of the beds.

Lately.

I start my new job on Monday. I am really excited.

I’ve been laying low because lots of things have been making me upset, and I figure the best thing is to ignore them, so I don’t get myself worked up.

I feel pretty underappreciated by everyone except Mark, my parents, his parents, and Aubrey.

Been sick lately..way too much.

Really want to be exuberant again.

I get my stuff and barely make my plane back to the United States... I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.

Can you cut the mustard?

I have stopped drinking beer. Back to only vodka. I have lost weight. I am pleased.

DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS.

Professor KP's quiet time

Halloween 2007

Honolulu 2007

Great boob day 2007

Graduation with cousin Greg 2005

Halloween 2006

Rocky Horror 2007 with admirer

Halloween 2007

Part inspiration, part persperation

"I mean, I swam for like 2 miles, by which I mean I tried to avoid drowning. And then I ran a mile, by which I mean I walked for 30 minutes and thought about running."
-Alicia, my current lose-weight buddy

Been there, done that, messed around.

Don't diss your friends when you know they are listening. I have a horrible song stuck in my head.

Figure 1: An idiot