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I'M MOVING IN TWO DAYS!
I cleaned so much of the disgusting house that I have lived in for a year. One of the things that I learned is that jocks and sportos DO NOT CLEAN. Since I have a roommate who has lived there for three years (who is cool as shit, though), I can’t imagine how no one has bothered to clean anything EVAR. It took four mop buckets of mop solution and bleach to get the initial layer of crap off of the kitchen floor. Then I got on my hands and knees and scrubbed that motherfucker with bleach spray, and washed the walls and baseboards with anti-bacterial wipes, because, let’s face it, this shit needed to be anti-bacced.
We are really looking forward to decorating and especially living together, which led to a string of supergrossromanticalmostmarried tweets and texts, which I will not go into so you don’t throw up on your keyboard. Updates to come. I’m going to New York for the first time ever on Thursday. Wish me luck!
I feel really skinny today. All of my clothes are fitting really well, which is an achievement since Feb-May was seriously the fattest I've ever been in my life. Its probably from cleaning and not eating. I'll take it, though.
Everything is wonderful now. I love our apartment. I fall in love with Mark every time I see him. Its wonderful to wake up in a clean, nerdy apartment with the cutest boy ever. I should probably post some pictures soon.
